Roll The Bones In Your Dreams
Ballet Slipper:
deliberately causing yourself physical pain and permanent damage because society is convinced it’s beautiful.
Dentist:
your inner-closeted Sadist has learned how to pick locks.
Hammer:
positive social change through violence, destruction, and death.
Rowboat:
how you really feel about your physical appearance;
you don’t launch a thousand ships,
you couldn’t launch a rowboat.
Seagull:
you’re the reincarnation of Jonah’s whale
or
you can’t swallow enough dicks,
whichever
(I’m a Dream Dictionary not Penn & Teller, WTF do you expect?).
Shark:
your Id dreams of being an entertainment lawyer named Bruce.
Teacup:
you’re suffering from extreme tea poisoning that is disintegrating your uterus/scrotum –
WAKE UP & GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW! NOW!
Wobbly Table:
fear of an earthquake during a romantic dinner which ruins your chances to score.
April 14, 2018
Tressa Lee Breen
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