Dearly beloved
we are gathered here today
to celebrate the passing
finally
of Boyfriend One and Boyfriend Two
Dick Doe and Ralph Doe
unknown to one another
yet fraternal twins
that spent time moving
in and out
of the same vagina
just not at the same time
If you ever had a chance
to get to know either of them
I hope you passed on that
It’s said that into every garden
a little rain must fall
So as we plant these two drips
let us mark this territory
with another ingredient
that helps flowers grow
a good old fashioned grave desecration defecation
Thank you all for coming
and going
Looking forward to seeing you all at the beach party
food, drink, and party favor laxatives
for those who want to come back
for a moment alone at the gravesides
will be available
May 24, 2020
Day 48 of 100
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